Post by Sean Mason on May 18, 2009 17:30:46 GMT -5
This just in from KWF.com There seems to have been a mix up, and a video of none other then Noah Hanson arriving at last Saturdays show didn't make it on the air. Well here is what you all missed!
[Cuts to video]
{We come back from break and the camera pans to a car arriving in back. The passengers side opens and out comes a long leaded redhead wearing a very short mini skirt.}
Voice: Hey...the camera don't need to be down there pal!
{The camera pans up and then to the left to where the drivers side of the 67 Impala opens and Noah Hanson emerges.}
Kimberly: Where are we again?
Noah: (Looking around) Some place in Indiana, i forget where exactly but Indiana all looks the same, inbred hicks and cornfields as far as the eye can see.
(The cameraman gets to Noah and Noah shoves the cameraman away.)
Noah: Not so close assclown....the camera NEVER gets that close to me unless it is filming my closeup and YOU certainly do not get that priviledge...
(Kimberly has Noah's gearbag and is seen walking towards the arena.)
Noah: Am i here to wrestle tonight? Is probably what you all are wondering and that is no...I am here discuss the companies latest proposal and to be honest i have been watching this place and the roster has been less then impressive to say the least. Cain Alexander..what a joke....Tyler Lucas...even funnier...and Demetrius Randall these are the headliner? Wow....i was running nMw and these guys were the ones that were best suited for setting up the ring.
(Noah pauses.)
Noah: I can't believe that this place screwed up and let Boone slip away and to beat that i have heard that Spike Kane and Nola Rayne are on their way out....
(Noah smiles)
Noah: Maybe this is the perfect time for me to make an impact...
(Noah winks at the camera and then walks away and enters the building...)
[Cuts to video]
{We come back from break and the camera pans to a car arriving in back. The passengers side opens and out comes a long leaded redhead wearing a very short mini skirt.}
Voice: Hey...the camera don't need to be down there pal!
{The camera pans up and then to the left to where the drivers side of the 67 Impala opens and Noah Hanson emerges.}
Kimberly: Where are we again?
Noah: (Looking around) Some place in Indiana, i forget where exactly but Indiana all looks the same, inbred hicks and cornfields as far as the eye can see.
(The cameraman gets to Noah and Noah shoves the cameraman away.)
Noah: Not so close assclown....the camera NEVER gets that close to me unless it is filming my closeup and YOU certainly do not get that priviledge...
(Kimberly has Noah's gearbag and is seen walking towards the arena.)
Noah: Am i here to wrestle tonight? Is probably what you all are wondering and that is no...I am here discuss the companies latest proposal and to be honest i have been watching this place and the roster has been less then impressive to say the least. Cain Alexander..what a joke....Tyler Lucas...even funnier...and Demetrius Randall these are the headliner? Wow....i was running nMw and these guys were the ones that were best suited for setting up the ring.
(Noah pauses.)
Noah: I can't believe that this place screwed up and let Boone slip away and to beat that i have heard that Spike Kane and Nola Rayne are on their way out....
(Noah smiles)
Noah: Maybe this is the perfect time for me to make an impact...
(Noah winks at the camera and then walks away and enters the building...)