Post by shaun on May 11, 2009 15:23:47 GMT -5
The scene opens up as Davey Boone and Chuck Watson are walking into a restaurant to get them a bite to eat. Boone looks around a bit confused.
Davey Boone- Why the hell did we come here?
Chuck Watson- Tell me you are NOT a homosexual!
Davey Boone- No, I am not gay Chuck, I just HATE the food here man. We could have eaten at Roadhouse or something like that. I am just saying that the food here is terrible.
Chuck Watson- Quit being such a goober!
Davey Boone- Besides, they will not have your type here anyways.
As they walk into the front doors, there is a fat chick wearing glasses sitting behind the desk. Chuck smiles and starts to look her up and down, stopping at her eyes. She asks them if there are only two of them. Chuck is stunned in silence staring at her. Suddenly, Boone elbows him in the ribs and he speaks up.
Chuck Watson- Yes, there is just two of us.
She leads them to their seats where one of the Hooters girls walks up and bends down in front of them. Boone’s eyes get big as he stares at her….well, the word “Hooters” across the front of her shirt.
Chuck Watson- I would like the 10 ounce rib-eye with a baked potato and a salad please.
Davey Boone- I will just have a glass of water, thank you.
Waitress- Are you guys together?
Chuck Watson- Yeah, we are together. Actually, he is paying this time.
Boone's eyes quickly get big as he jerks his head quickly towards Chuck's.
Davey Boone- No, we are actually cousins. We are not together, but it is my turn to pay for the food.
Waitress- Oh no, I'm not a very judgemental person. I did not think that you guys were "together", I meant that are you going to pay for the check together or do I need to seperate the check so you can pay for them individually?
Davey's face turns a bright red as he looks away quickly.
Chuck Watson- Yeah, he's paying...thank you.
Chuck is stunned at Boone’s response.
Chuck Watson- You ordered water? What are you; a woman or something? And what the hell was the deal with that comment about us "not being together"?
Davey Boone- I am not eating the food here, it is terrible. And I didn't want her to think we were homosexuals
Chuck Watson- We are in HOOTERS! But whatever, did you check out that hot piece of meat?
Davey Boone- I just told you that the food is TERRIBLE!
Chuck Watson- I meant the chick at the counter up there, I think she’s got a thing for me.
Davey Boone- Okay, this week I make my debut in the King Wrestling Federation against James Bailey.
Chuck Watson- Didn’t he also go by Joe Bradley and…
Davey Boone- Give it a rest man, that’s all in the past and behind us now. We must focus on the task at hand. I face off against him this week at Assault. I don’t see it as really a big deal, although I respect him as a person and as a competitor…he just seems to be no reasonable threat to my goal of finally getting the opportunity to beat Spike Kane for the World Title.
Chuck Watson- Spike who?
Suddenly the waitress appears with Chuck’s food and places it down in front of him. He’s stunned at how quick it was made. He looks down and notices blood still coming from the beef. He lifts up the potato and drops it onto the table as it makes a “thud” sound as if he had dropped a rock onto it.
Chuck Watson- What the hell is that? I think the salad is moving!
Davey Boone- CHECK PLEASE!
The waitress gives them the check, Boone pays for it and tells her to keep the change. They both stand up and leave, but Chuck stops before at the counter with the fat lady. Boone continues on out of the restaurant and stands waiting on Chuck. A few moments later he shows up outside with lipstick over his face.
Chuck Watson- I GOT HER NUMBER!
Davey Boone- You got to be kidding me. That food was DISGUSTING! I told you we should not have came here.
Chuck Watson- Shut up, alright, I admit the food is terrible here. But I would have never met Thelma if we would have never come here. It really turned me on watching her nose hairs fall to the desk. She is so dreamy!
Davey Boone- Nose hairs? Dude, you are one sick freak!
Chuck Watson- You are just jealous because Nola Rayne is dating that Klayton guy…
Davey Boone- I am not jealous that she has found someone else that makes her happy. That is all that I ever wanted for her is to be happy and if she is happy with a low-life nobody like Klayton McIntyre then more power to her.
Chuck Watson- Awwww, somebody still has feelings for his old sweet heart.
Davey Boone- Shut up and get in the car!
Davey smacks Chuck upside the head as he opens the door of the car to get in. They both sit down inside of the car as Boone inserts the key and starts the car up with relative ease. He places the car in reverse and looks backwards as he notices somebody pulling out behind him, he waits.
Chuck Watson- It would be nice if you ended the match with Bailey a little bit faster than they brought out my food.
Davey Boone- That would be like less than a minute.
Chuck Watson- You have beaten better wrestlers in quicker times than that.
Davey Boone- Who?
Chuck Watson- There was…..hmmm…wait, you did beat…nope, you actually lost to him.
Davey Boone- Exactly, I just want to beat the guy in less time than it took for your precious Velma to lose all of her nose hairs. Haha!
Chuck Watson- You are such a prick and she still has her nose hairs, only a couple fell out!
Davey Boone- Whatever, we need to stop at Dairy Queen. I am going for the belt buster burger!
Chuck Watson- I have lost my appetite because of your vulgar comments about my choice of a good woman.
Davey Boone- You sure it wasn’t because of THE woman?
Chuck Watson- Shut up! I think I’m going to order me a Nola Rayne with cheese…oh wait, Klayton McIntyre orders that every night!
Davey Boone punches Chuck Watson square in the nose as Chuck drops down holding his nose and blood begins to pour out every where!
Chuck Watson- You jerk, you broke my freaking nose!
Davey Boone- Well, you had it coming to you. Never disrespect a woman like that ever again.
Chuck Watson- So you can disrespect women, but I can’t?
Davey Boone- I don’t disrespect women, I merely call out a fat and nasty woman when I see one.
Boone smiles at Chuck who starts to laugh, but then clutches his knows in pain. The scene fades.