Post by Kidd Karnage on May 7, 2009 23:09:35 GMT -5
(We come up on a dark room. It appears to be someone’s apartment. The room is dark with the exception of one faint light. As the camera moves into the main room, we see a faint blue-tinted light flickering. It is the light coming from a television set. At first we only see the back of a recliner with someone’s feet up on the coffee table in front of it. The camera pans around the chair to reveal Kidd Karnage sitting in the chair watching old film of himself. He seems to be deep in thought as he watches, the remote control pressed against his temple.)
[glow=red,2,300]::Announcer on TV::
…oh my God! What a move there by the young, brash Kidd! And what an attitude he has! Disrespecting the fans as well as his opponent. Oh man! Off the top ropes…[/glow]
(The voice on the TV gets drowned out as Kidd Karnage begins to speak not looking away from the television as he does.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
Y’know my mama used to tell me, “Son, everyone makes mistakes in life, all you gotta do is learn from them and grow to be a better person.” I honestly used to think she was full of shit, but now, I start to see that maybe she was on to something. This guy right here on the TV, that used to be me. Until very, very recently actually. I was the epitome of a cocky, young punk. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still a little cocky, I’m still young, and I’m still a punk.[/glow]
(Kidd fast forwards the tape a little then plays it again.)
[glow=red,2,300]::Announcer on TV::
Somebody stop this guy! He’s gonna end this man’s career! What was the boss thinking when he hired Karnage?[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
I didn’t care much about anyone but me. I figured why bother with anyone else? Nobody gave a damn about me, and I was just fine with that. I’m still just fine with that. If you don’t give a damn about The Kidd, then that’s okay. I wont lose sleep over it. But…but I’ve come to realize that some folks, just some, are worth a damn around here. Some guys deserve respect. Steve Anderson would be one of those individuals. That man was prepared to take on Spike’s entire team. Like I told Steve, I knew he wasn’t out there to help me, why would he? He just wanted a piece of Spike Kane. But still, you gotta admire this guys guts. Spike Kane is a dangerous S.O.B. He is vindictive and he has a whole team of equally violent guys backing him up, and yet here’s Steve Anderson standing up to all of them. And like it or not, he lent me a bit of a helping hand. So I cannot help but respect this man.[/glow]
(Kidd pauses the video and sets the remote on the coffee table then leans back in the chair.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
I think I’ve been the cliché “cocky asshole” for long enough. It’s time for Kidd Karnage to turn over a new leaf. And it’s going into full effect this Saturday when I join forces with Mr. Anderson to take on those Fallen bastards. And make no mistake, we will dominate that match. Don’t mistake my new found kindness for weakness. I’m still the same twisted, ultraviolent, king of hardcore that I’ve always been. In fact, my violence will be in overdrive mode this Saturday as soon as I get in the ring[/glow].
(Kidd finally looks into the camera.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
Spike Kane, Demetrius Randall, you two have no idea what you’ve started. You wanna jump me? You wanna attack me gangland style? You stupid sons of bitches! I am thee Hardcore King of Ultraviolence! I am Kidd Karnage! Have you forgotten? Spike you may be the world champion, and Demetrius you may have a victory over me already but all that shit…all that shit means nothing! When you step into that ring with me and Steve Anderson we are going to make you regret the day you f(beep)ed with either one of us![/glow]
(Kidd jumps out of the chair.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
Demetrius! You ruined my chances of becoming World Champion. Spike, you took it upon yourself to order an attack on me after the match. I am not just going to let that slide. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, my friend, you are NOT getting away with that. Last time it was four on two, but this time…this time it’s two on two. It’s all evened out. And don’t think me naïve, Spike, I know you’ll probably have your ladies in waiting, so me and Steve will be prepared for that, make no mistake. And don’t forget we got Night Blade watching out backs as well. And…[/glow]
(Kidd cracks a sly smile.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
We might just have another ace up our sleeve.[/glow]
(Kidd chuckles, almost evilly, then his expression immediately reverts back to anger.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
You two haven’t the slightest clue what you’re in store for. Steve and I…[/glow]
(Kidd shakes his head slowly.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
We have no tolerance, nor mercy for scum like you. We are bringing the pain this Saturday so I suggest you two jabronis bring you’re A-game. Me and Steve Anderson are going to straight-up, flat-out, hurt you. You two will beg for mercy but you will get NONE! NOT FROM US! NOT FROM ANYONE! WE - WILL - KILL YOU![/glow]
(Kidd screams and flips his chair over, noticeably breaking it.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
The Fallen! You bastards want a war?! Then by God we will give you a war the likes of which you could never prepare for![/glow]
(Kidd Karnage grabs the remote control off the table and throws it right into his television, breaking the screen.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
You’re reign is coming to an end before it even begins. And it will all be at the hands of Kidd Karnage, and my new partner, my new…friend, Steve Anderson.[/glow]
(Kidd, in one final fit of pent-up rage, grabs his coffee table and throws it at the wall, cracking the wall and breaking the table.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
You guys…are…finished.[/glow]
(Kidd stares into the camera with a death look, breathing heavily as the scene slowly fades to black.)
[glow=red,2,300]::Announcer on TV::
…oh my God! What a move there by the young, brash Kidd! And what an attitude he has! Disrespecting the fans as well as his opponent. Oh man! Off the top ropes…[/glow]
(The voice on the TV gets drowned out as Kidd Karnage begins to speak not looking away from the television as he does.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
Y’know my mama used to tell me, “Son, everyone makes mistakes in life, all you gotta do is learn from them and grow to be a better person.” I honestly used to think she was full of shit, but now, I start to see that maybe she was on to something. This guy right here on the TV, that used to be me. Until very, very recently actually. I was the epitome of a cocky, young punk. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still a little cocky, I’m still young, and I’m still a punk.[/glow]
(Kidd fast forwards the tape a little then plays it again.)
[glow=red,2,300]::Announcer on TV::
Somebody stop this guy! He’s gonna end this man’s career! What was the boss thinking when he hired Karnage?[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
I didn’t care much about anyone but me. I figured why bother with anyone else? Nobody gave a damn about me, and I was just fine with that. I’m still just fine with that. If you don’t give a damn about The Kidd, then that’s okay. I wont lose sleep over it. But…but I’ve come to realize that some folks, just some, are worth a damn around here. Some guys deserve respect. Steve Anderson would be one of those individuals. That man was prepared to take on Spike’s entire team. Like I told Steve, I knew he wasn’t out there to help me, why would he? He just wanted a piece of Spike Kane. But still, you gotta admire this guys guts. Spike Kane is a dangerous S.O.B. He is vindictive and he has a whole team of equally violent guys backing him up, and yet here’s Steve Anderson standing up to all of them. And like it or not, he lent me a bit of a helping hand. So I cannot help but respect this man.[/glow]
(Kidd pauses the video and sets the remote on the coffee table then leans back in the chair.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
I think I’ve been the cliché “cocky asshole” for long enough. It’s time for Kidd Karnage to turn over a new leaf. And it’s going into full effect this Saturday when I join forces with Mr. Anderson to take on those Fallen bastards. And make no mistake, we will dominate that match. Don’t mistake my new found kindness for weakness. I’m still the same twisted, ultraviolent, king of hardcore that I’ve always been. In fact, my violence will be in overdrive mode this Saturday as soon as I get in the ring[/glow].
(Kidd finally looks into the camera.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
Spike Kane, Demetrius Randall, you two have no idea what you’ve started. You wanna jump me? You wanna attack me gangland style? You stupid sons of bitches! I am thee Hardcore King of Ultraviolence! I am Kidd Karnage! Have you forgotten? Spike you may be the world champion, and Demetrius you may have a victory over me already but all that shit…all that shit means nothing! When you step into that ring with me and Steve Anderson we are going to make you regret the day you f(beep)ed with either one of us![/glow]
(Kidd jumps out of the chair.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
Demetrius! You ruined my chances of becoming World Champion. Spike, you took it upon yourself to order an attack on me after the match. I am not just going to let that slide. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, my friend, you are NOT getting away with that. Last time it was four on two, but this time…this time it’s two on two. It’s all evened out. And don’t think me naïve, Spike, I know you’ll probably have your ladies in waiting, so me and Steve will be prepared for that, make no mistake. And don’t forget we got Night Blade watching out backs as well. And…[/glow]
(Kidd cracks a sly smile.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
We might just have another ace up our sleeve.[/glow]
(Kidd chuckles, almost evilly, then his expression immediately reverts back to anger.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
You two haven’t the slightest clue what you’re in store for. Steve and I…[/glow]
(Kidd shakes his head slowly.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
We have no tolerance, nor mercy for scum like you. We are bringing the pain this Saturday so I suggest you two jabronis bring you’re A-game. Me and Steve Anderson are going to straight-up, flat-out, hurt you. You two will beg for mercy but you will get NONE! NOT FROM US! NOT FROM ANYONE! WE - WILL - KILL YOU![/glow]
(Kidd screams and flips his chair over, noticeably breaking it.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
The Fallen! You bastards want a war?! Then by God we will give you a war the likes of which you could never prepare for![/glow]
(Kidd Karnage grabs the remote control off the table and throws it right into his television, breaking the screen.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
You’re reign is coming to an end before it even begins. And it will all be at the hands of Kidd Karnage, and my new partner, my new…friend, Steve Anderson.[/glow]
(Kidd, in one final fit of pent-up rage, grabs his coffee table and throws it at the wall, cracking the wall and breaking the table.)
[glow=blue,2,300]::Kidd Karnage::
You guys…are…finished.[/glow]
(Kidd stares into the camera with a death look, breathing heavily as the scene slowly fades to black.)