Post by Kidd Karnage on Apr 24, 2009 22:42:20 GMT -5
(We open the scene on disgusting junkyard. Garbage, junked cars, and a myriad of miscellaneous scattered junk fill the area. Kidd Karnage then steps into frame. He is wearing a bandana, sunglasses, a grey zip-up hoodie, black Dickies, and brown boots. At first he just looks around the junkyard, not saying a word. Finally, he takes a deep breath then turns to the camera.)
::Kidd Karnage::
Well kids, here we are again. Back with your friendly neighborhood Kidd Karnage. Last time you guys saw me, I was beating the hell out of David Nightmare and Miss Nola Rayne. My victory over those two means I move on in the tournament. It means I am one step closer to becoming KWF Champion. It also means I’ve got another peon opponent. Mr. Demetrius Something-or-other.
(Kidd cracks a smile.)
::Kidd Karnage::
Alright, I don’t exactly know his name, sue me. It’s not like it matters much. Once I beat his sorry ass: nobody will know his name!
(Kidd then laughs hysterically at his own joke.)
::Kidd Karnage::
Now the crew here asked me over and over and over again “Hey Kidd, why are we shooting your promo in a junkyard? Why not in a fancy restaurant or around a campfire or backstage or some place like that?” To which I replied: “Because jackass! This place is more significant than those other ones!” “Well how’s that Kidd?” they’d ask. To which I would respectfully reply: “Well dumbass, because this place is the perfect representation of my opponent at Saturday Assault.”
(Kidd lightly laughs again.)
::Kidd Karnage::
That’s right. I chose this junkyard because I wanted to get used to being around junk and trash so that way when I face Demetrius at Assault I will be better prepared for him and his um (clears throat) skills. So, Demetrius, you tell me to bring a fight? Oh don’t worry, I will. You better just make sure you’re ready for what I got in store for you.
(Kidd shoves the camera away and the scene fades to black.)
::Kidd Karnage::
Well kids, here we are again. Back with your friendly neighborhood Kidd Karnage. Last time you guys saw me, I was beating the hell out of David Nightmare and Miss Nola Rayne. My victory over those two means I move on in the tournament. It means I am one step closer to becoming KWF Champion. It also means I’ve got another peon opponent. Mr. Demetrius Something-or-other.
(Kidd cracks a smile.)
::Kidd Karnage::
Alright, I don’t exactly know his name, sue me. It’s not like it matters much. Once I beat his sorry ass: nobody will know his name!
(Kidd then laughs hysterically at his own joke.)
::Kidd Karnage::
Now the crew here asked me over and over and over again “Hey Kidd, why are we shooting your promo in a junkyard? Why not in a fancy restaurant or around a campfire or backstage or some place like that?” To which I replied: “Because jackass! This place is more significant than those other ones!” “Well how’s that Kidd?” they’d ask. To which I would respectfully reply: “Well dumbass, because this place is the perfect representation of my opponent at Saturday Assault.”
(Kidd lightly laughs again.)
::Kidd Karnage::
That’s right. I chose this junkyard because I wanted to get used to being around junk and trash so that way when I face Demetrius at Assault I will be better prepared for him and his um (clears throat) skills. So, Demetrius, you tell me to bring a fight? Oh don’t worry, I will. You better just make sure you’re ready for what I got in store for you.
(Kidd shoves the camera away and the scene fades to black.)
(OOC: i would like to apologize for the lack of, well, quality in this RP. This week, especially today have been hectic and very stressful, but i wanted to post SOMETHING.)